Jun
24
VIP #1
- Jesus, the Buddha, Muhammad, Moses, and Brahman are all sitting in the VIP room of the best nightclub in or outside the universe.
- Jesus: Yo, M2, what's the deal with pork?
- Muhammad: What about it?
- Jesus: I mean, you really hate it. I got rid of that.
- Muhammad: Filth. Unclean.
- Moses: Unclean.
- JC: Kind of ironic, don't you think? Out all the animals in all the kingdoms humanity is the most closely related to pigs.
- Muhammad: You're making that up.
- Jesus: It wouldn't be the first time.
